Friday, 6 November 2009

This isn't Hogwarts this is a concrete box,
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk,
And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try,
And the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights,
And they don't put you in Hufflepuff if your not cool,
Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school,
And I think if I looked into the Mirror of Erised,
I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red,
I'm not sayin' I'm not proud to be a nerd,
But public school ain't no place for a wizard x2

By Hank Green, Youtube genius!!

Love this song so im off to buy the album

Loves!!

Nannon

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

The Lays of Ancient Rome by Thomas Babington Macaulay

Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods?"

WOW

Nice

Nannon likes

loves
Nannon
xx

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Anti-Twilight; you like Twilight?? Dont read. Simple as.

I know I've done one of these before but as the release of New Moon draws ever closer i felt it was time for another.

Twilight has single handedly set Feminism back 100 years and teaches 14 year old girls that its ok to go batshit crazy over someone who is abusive and controlling.

Right, every single atom of this bloody book i detest. Stephenie-cant-write-for-shit-Meyer writes like a seven year old. i have seen better fanfiction and actually people who write good fanfiction deserve a publishing contract more than Stephenie Meyer.

Edward is controlling and abusive. He could say anything to Bella and she would comply. I mean for Gods sake girl, get a brain!!! Bella constantly feels that she has to be saved by a bloody Cullen. Why girl?! Get out of your own bloody problems.

Another thing. Im fed up of Stephenie Meyers pathetic interviews. She has actually said that she wasnt thinking of an audience when she wrote the books. What a twat.

Right im having a break from this for a bit. be prepared for part two, coming soon to a screen near you!!
:P

Loves
Rhiannon

Saturday, 31 October 2009

Blogging and Whoing...

Another Halloween, another day for me to catch up on some kip.

Sorry i havent being blogging much recently but i keep forgetting and tbh im not sure anyone reads this thing anymore anyway!!

When i think of something to say i'll blog again!!

:P

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

So here's the thing...


I love Britain. I'm proud of being British. But, (dont lie, you knew it was gonna happen!), I am just so fed up of rain! I mean in LA theres been bloody wildfires its been so dry and hot there!! What have we had!? Torrential rain. Joy...
I want hot weather!!!

Another thing, Im fed up of us having to wait for bloody ages for all the good TV shows (2010!? WTF!) and DVDs for Christs sake.

I am seriously considering moving to America, thats how fed up I am with this small, damp, soggy island!!

Loves
A rather irate
Nannon
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Monday, 31 August 2009

Rhiannons marvellously fantastic...something :S !!

Ok, the summer (pah! what summer!) is barely over and I'm already planning my next marvellously-fantastic-trans-atlantic trip. Soooo a round, premium economy trip (Yes, my bum likes luxury) is about £545.50. and I have about a fifth of that.

SAVING UP TIME!!!!

Loves
Nannon
xxx

Thursday, 27 August 2009

GCSEs

Yeah, so I got them today.

Am rather chuffed a mundo!!

I got *waits for drumroll*
1 A*
2As
3Bs
4Cs
1D
1E

Not too shabby!! And im happy with them!!

Loves
Nannon
xxxx

Sunday, 16 August 2009

Right Ok. Tad Miffed But, For A Change Its Not At Someone I Know!

Right, be prepared for the biggest rant of your life! Ever! And yes its a nerd rant! So if you dont like it, tough!!!!!!

How can people say that they are Star Trek fans after only seeing the new movie??!? If you have watched the old stuff (Which you have RG so this isnt aimed at you!!! :P) which is really good, I think only then can you say that you are a Trek fan! I mean, I'm not so keen on TOS but The Next Generation and Voyager are totally awesome! At least Ive seen TOS! Some of these new 'trekkies' wind me up so much beause they have only seen the new movie (which I adore so much!) and wont even contemplate seeing the vintage Trek, as I have re-christened it! Its not like you're eyes will burn and fall out if you watch something thats deemed socially weird! So, new Trekkies everywhere, I implore you and so do the legions of Spock to go and wath the vintage Trek!! Broaden your mind and go where no man has gone before... I meant space there... :S That sounds kinda weird :S!!!


In other news Gav went off to LA yesterday. I told myself that I wouldnt get upset but I failed. And I got very upset and yeah there were tears all around :'(. Part of it was me being really selfish and either wanting to go with him or wanting him to stay here. To be honest I think it was the first one.

I hope he does well. Because then I can go stay with him!! (Y)

Anyway
Tattybye for now
Rhiannon
xxxxxx

Friday, 14 August 2009

Me for a while.

I am fed up of dancing around people trying not to offend them. My opinion is what I think. If you dont like it tough shit! I am not going to ammend my opinion just because you dont like it. I am going to concentrate on me for a while. My life. My education. My future. If this rubbish carries on I'll just do that on my own. So basically, say what you like. I'm not taking it to heart any more. I'm just going to concentrate on me so do what you want. I'm not going to let it affect me anymore.

Monday, 10 August 2009

Bloody, Sodding Twilight Bullshit!!!!!!! PEOPLE AGAINST TWILIGHT READ THIS!!

About 20 minutes I finally lost it with this Twilight bullshit!! I am fed up of going to search 'Vampire' or 'Werewolf' and getting pages and pages of Twilight crap flooding my computer. Jesus, I wish Stephanie-bloody-upherownarse-Meyers had never written them! Being someone who has read all 4 books, I want a refund!! I want all those wasted hours back!! I could have done something worthwhile!! I spoke to some friends about this and it turns out that I'm not the only person who can keep her head when ever Edward Cullen is mentioned. We then came up with some quotes for your viewing pleasure. Carry on, dear reader, Carry on.

TWILIGHT FANS; LISTEN UP!! YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS!!

1. Dracula or Lestat is a vampire name. 'Edward' is not. Edward is a name for a 70 year old man in Chipping Norton who runs his own post office.

2. I loathe the burning of books. But Twilight and its subsequent volumes made a bloody great bonfire!!

3. Twilight. Even the hopeless romantics retch.

4. Edward cant read Bella's thoughts. She's so dull she doesnt have any.

5. Fuck Bella!! I'd rather be Bellatrix!!

6. Potter> Twilight. Because J.K took the time to learn how to write!

7. Twilight. I have read all 4 books and seen the movie and its still shite.

8. Save trees. Recycle Twilight.

9. Global Warming is caused by the deaths of all those trees used to publish Twilight.

10. I would gladly burn all the Twilight books so that such a catastophic mistake would never be made again!

11. Edward Cullen is a paedophile.

12. Team Shut The Hell Up.

13. I envy people who havent read Twilight.

14. Bella and Edward are; obsessive, psychotic, overdramatic, horny, teenagers!!!

15. Twilight; if you are less than 13, the stupidity is excusable.

16. I think. Therefore i dont like Twilight.

17. Edward Cullen; Paedophile stalker. Every girls dream... OMG!!! WTF!!

18. Oh?! You like Twilight. Here, hold my drink while i punch you.

19. Team Edward? Team Jacob? Team go and read some decent literature or shut the fuck up.

20. People who make fun of Edward are so right!!

21. Edward Cullen would look better with a silver dagger shoved between his shoulders.

22. If you name your kid Bella or Edward im going to puke. Then kill you. Then I'm going to rename the child.

23. There's a line between chivalry and sexism. And Twilight just crossed it.

24. Stephanie Meyers boggart is LOGIC.

25. If I see one more piece of Twilight merchandise someone will die. And it will not be pretty. Neither will it sparkle.

26. Twilight; for readers who think having a plot was so last year.

27. Twilight bullshit makes me ashamed to be a teenage girl.

28. Twilight; so emo that you wanted to batter your head in.

29. Do you guys realise that Twilight is not real??

30. Some people dont like Twilight. DEAL WITH IT.

31. Real vampires dont bloody sparkle.

32. Dear Father Christmas, I wish all the Twilight fans would get Interview with a vampire for Christmas so they can see what a real vampire novel looks like.

Rant over. I think I have made my views perfectly clear. :D

Lots of love,
A proud member of the Anti-Twilight movement.
Nannon
xxx

Sunday, 2 August 2009

Hey howdy hey. i promise i will never say that again.

I AM GOING STIR CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too much time spent doing nothing!! Dwell on it children!!

Loves Rhiannon
xxxxx

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

woah...

i havent been on here in a while... and i havent got much to say so this is generally just a post to tell you that im not dead :D

Saturday, 11 July 2009

Rhiannons Weekly factday!!

Yes its that wonderful time of the week!!! Rhiannons Weekly Factday is finally here again!!!!

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.


The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".

Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.

The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia. (Rhiannon says; having seen these lions i declare that those names are stupid and the lions infront of the NY public library will now be called Brian and Jeremy)

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
American car horns beep in the tone of F.

Turning a clock's hands counterclockwise while setting it is not necessarily harmful. It is only damaging when the timepiece contains a chiming mechanism.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.

Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.

St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.

The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.

The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.

The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.

In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.

A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

Cats can hear ultrasound.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Children grow faster in the springtime.

On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.

The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.

"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."

February is Black History Month.

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.














Saturday, 4 July 2009

Ive had an idea

Today is Saturday (I think). I have decided that Saturday is now Rhiannons Weekly Factday. every Saturday i shall give you 10 amazingly amazing facts about stuff. So for the first of many Rhiannons Weekly factdays, here we go:

1. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.

2. Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.

3. The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders

4. When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second

5. Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill

6. Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing

7. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis

8. There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building

9. A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second

10. The electric chair was invented by a dentist

Thats the end of Rhiannons Weekly Factday!!

Loves Nannon
xxxx

Saturday, 27 June 2009

last day in NYC :(

Although i moaned rather alot about being ill and stuff i am going to miss the city :( today was rather good. went to MOMA :S modern art is abit shite. and i chilled for abit in central park. all in all twas good. Chicago tomorrow and i shall try and blog from there, no promises mind you!

lots of love
Nannon
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Friday, 26 June 2009

5 days then im home!!

and then i'll be able to eat without being ill :(

Monday, 22 June 2009

Just my luck...

I have now had enough. i have been in America for 5 days and 3 of those i have been ill. why the hell does this shit happen to me?? Or is it just shitty american food?? Well anyway i have decided that i want to come home. if i was going to be ill anywhere i want to be ill at home with all of my stuff. :(

Anyways
Much love
a rather poorly nannon
xxx

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Yew Nork, Yew Nork!!!

See i told you id try and update for you!! its because i love you, dear readers!

Upside: Nannons in America land

Downside: Its raining :@ i brought the bloody weather with me

I have made friends with a cat though, which is cool.

Anyways everyone reading this i luffs yoooooooouu especially bex coz you my bestest buddy and the cat says hi!!

Greetings from America land. im hoping i dont go native :S

Loves
Nannon
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Thursday, 11 June 2009

more lolage for you dear reader

i decided to run with the theme of yesterdays post and the sandwich. so, here for your viewing amusement i present the cast of heroes. Enjoy!
I Just thought that was funny because im a child!!

Milo: OMGZ!! A CAMERA!!! Zachary: Teeeeeeth!! I feel like John Barrowman with the teeth situation here!

WTF is Milo doing!?!

Thats just weird...

Either Milo and Adrian are drunk or somethings just happened that we dont know about ;) :S!!

Thats a strange situation to find yourself in... :S

Zachary and Masi at a specsavers convention. Loving the geek chicness going on!

Poor James! Although it does look like hes catching flies :S


OMGz Sylar in his Pjs!! Awwwwwwww!!!

Milo: What happens if i pull this??!! Adrian: Yeah, i dont know them. Hayden: I'll just keep smiling and pretend im oblivious to the fact that they're being rather twatish!

I didnt edit this but its so funny!!!

Hayden, AKA Skippy the Kangaroo and Lol at Masis' face!

Is something going on or does Hayden have another job that we dont know about!?

Omg lol at Zachary and Sendhil doesnt notice!! :D
Dont throttle your assistants HRG. Its not good form!
Can someone tell me what the fuck Milo is doing!?!
Does Sylar and the Cat have the same expression or is it just me!?!?
Anyway i shall leae you with another pearl of wisdom from my necklace of.... wisdomness (bollocks, that was going so well!); The tradgedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins...
Tata Reader
Nannon
xxxx

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

OMGz!! Lol!! yeah, thats alot of acronyms there!

I have officially found the weirdest face anyone, in the whole of human history, has pulled whilst eating a sandwich. Brace yourself for the lols dear reader...


"Back evil Sandwich! Or I'll.... i'll go Sylar on yo ass!!"

Gah i loled when i saw that!! Good times, good times

Anyway, 2 exams left, one of them is a breeze and i could do it with my eyes shut. stupid bloody school seem to have forgotten that i can siarad cymraeg...like. 6 days til New York aswell :D. If you nice to me i may bring back prezzies! Because im a nice person (ish) and because i love ewe lots. yes you have just become a female sheep. Hah, lol!!

Anyway, i shall depart leaving you with yet another of my many pearls of wisdom; 'We went to discover the moon and we discovered the Earth'

Tata friends

Nannon

xxxxx

Sunday, 7 June 2009

5 exams, 9 days

oh my christ! we are onto single figures on the new york countdown! wooooooo! feet are getting better which is cooooool. im never wearing those fucking shoes again though! im sticking with the sketchers even if they look shite with school trousers!

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

insert title here.

english was good. 8 exams left. New York in 14 days. thats about it...:S

Song of the moment: Ms. know it all - Zach Weber
Random fact: Elephants are the only mammal with 4 knees
Celebrity birthday: Zachary Quinto and My Dadcu (hes master of the universe you know... yeah hes irish. that explains everything!)

lots of love
rhiannon
xx

Saturday, 30 May 2009

Friday, 29 May 2009

Spock Ice.

what do you call a vulcan sperm bank?? Spock Ice!! Yeah because im cool i thought of that!!

Had another lush day avec Bexyschmloo. good times

am going to go and try shoes on avec bex! :D

Nannon
xxx

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

R.I.P small feline friend :(

Short entry today;

Today the world lost another of our feline friends. Curry was a gorgeous cat and she will be sorely missed. On the upside she was loved, unlike many cats, and she had a good life. You didnt suffer and yet you will be missed :(

Lots of love
R1
xxx

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Official NEWSFLASH!

Ok, this is gonna be quick because... i cba to do this slowly. today i have found the best roadsign in the history of man kind. it really doesnt get much better.

This is before i got photoshop to it.








This is after photoshop raped it




Yeah because i really am that sad.

20 days til the big apple, good bye blighty!!

Loves Nannon

xxx

Monday, 25 May 2009

Couldnt get much better!

Saturday shall definitely go down in the books as one of the best days of my life and it was so simple! Methinks it comes about 4 or 5 on the list after obvious other awesome stuff!

I had so much fun! What with the best conversation ive had in ages and being truly honest which I could never do with SOMEONE else!! I love people watching. I'd forgotten how good sitting back from life and watching everyone else run around like headless chickens felt.

The conversation we had was so good. To be honest with you I didnt think we had that much in common. I was chuffed when I found out we did!

As for the concert. Fucking hell! It was soo good!! John Barrowman in front of me, David Tennant behind me, fuck i didnt know where to look!! and it only could have got better if Hugh Jackman was there for Bex and Mr. Quinto was there for me. That would have been heaven on earth!!! Yummy..... *sighs dreamily!!*

Anyway my friends, I shall leave you another pearl of wisdom from my pletherer of Wisdomnessness; Isnt it ironic that we have our greatest leaps in technology during times of war. To me this says that we do our best and produce our best work when we're trying to kill each other.

Muchos Amore
Top Banana
Nannon
R1
cant think of anymore names but no doubt i have many more!!
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Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Ambitions and happy-ever-after-dreams.

Ive been pondering. Yes, i know its a scary thought but bear with me!
I was watching telly yesterday and this woman (well when i say woman, she was this complete chav who looked like a bulldog from Birmingham) and someone asked her what she wanted to do with her life. Fair enough question, i thought, until she opened her orange face and said the word 'naffink'. I was like WTF!?!?! how can you not have any ambition at all!! I mean, ever since i was tiny I had ambition. When I was little i wanted to be a Doctor, a Vet, a teacher, the biggest pop star the world has ever known or even a world famous actress. Then as i got older and I realised how much studying a doctor, a teacher and a vet had to do that flew out of the window. With this faded the notion of pop super-stardom as i realised 'fuck that! there is no way i am being in the same industry as Madonna. no way Jose.'.

So with those shocking revelations left only one option. An actress. I dont know why ive always wanted to be an actress. Maybe because i enjoy being the centre of attention. Christ, that sounded big headed! Forget drugs, sex (ok that one doesnt really apply!), alcohol Id rather be on the stage. The idea of stepping out of my life for the course of a play or the duration of a film into the shoes of a character has always seemed like heaven to me. Pretend games, being someone else.

I think Ive finally, after 15 years of deliberation and umming and aaahhhing I think Ive decided my vocation in life. Look out Hollywood!!! Here I come!!!! :D

Lots of love Chums
Top Banana
xxxx

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Drawings















































Some drawings. because im artistic laiik. And you better appreciate them!! Ive worked hard changing the file format!!

Monday, 18 May 2009

YUMMY SEX GOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!
















































A purely self indulgent blog entry for me and Bex. Because you know its logical :D!!

A Woman is like a teabag. you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
Live long and prosper
Top Banana
xx

Sunday, 17 May 2009

You're just not worth my time.

If you dont realise what you've done - you're not worth it

Just stay away from us. You dont deserve me or Bex and you can just fuck off. i cant stand you anymore. you arent the friend i used to love so much. you've changed beyond recognition and I dont like who I see anymore. I dont mean an image change or a change in what you wear but a change in who you are. You dont seem to realise what you are saying anymore, or the affect it has on me and others. I dont want to be near you anymore. I dont trust you any more and I will not be a part of your new life. I dont want to be there.

You have lost the best friend you will ever have and its your fault.

Much love
Top Banana
R1
Nannon
Pissed off
and i cant think of anymore names.
xxx

Friday, 15 May 2009

'dont get me wrong but to be honest at the end of the day, when all is said and done.... do you know wha i mean?... Simple as'

Im fed up of everyone (NOT just one person) over reacting over the smallest thing. why cant we just leave each other alone and stop bitching and back stabbing. its getting stupid, childish and petty.


You still gay?? Yep. Crackin'

Tataa Chums
Top Banana
xx

Thursday, 14 May 2009

'"I'll 'ave a pint.... of wine"

A rather boring day as things go. Nothing to do, and no time to do the nothing in :S.

Tell you what though... Heroes!! Wow! what a finale!! twas good iawn.

i dont really know why im writing this today! i have nothing to say!!. oooh that rhymes!

9 Days til John Barrowman! yay!

Isnt it strange how the small, single, invisble thread that holds us all together in a complicated web of intertwining lives, can be broken with a single word. That single word can slowly break down the walls that we have painstakingly built up.

That comment is abit sad... :S

Anyway, Much love chums
Top Banana

PostScript: "See I had a friend called Roy. He was fab'lous, he was. Always knew how to make you smile. Sadly he commited suicide, he did. Threw himself off the top of Morrisons. Shame... He did only need a small coffin though so theres a upside." - courtesy of Gavin and Stacey! :D!

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Examalamalamalamalama-ding-dong :S

Yeah so im in the middle of exams atm. fun. so if i dont blog much you know why! :P loves chums

Top Banana
xxx

Monday, 11 May 2009

*insert something witty here*

I'm tired of fallen heroes
Who just "got tired of saving the world"
I'm sick of disapeared angels
Who decided "it's not worth it"
I'm not a little girl anymore
Waiting for her knight
To come and rescue her
And make everything better.
You helped me to grow up
I guess I should thank you for that
But did you have to
Do it so cruelly?
I thought you were my savior
Come to take me away
Turns out you were human
And worse off than me.
I was painfully aware of your faults
Am I supposed to overlook them?
Is the perfect love
To be found in imperfection?
Grown up now
Superheroes don't exist
And knights in shining armor
Died long ago.

Friday, 8 May 2009

Thursday, May 7th 2009, Swansea, South Wales, GB, Europe, Earth. Now try and find me stalkers! :D

G'Day chums,

So yesterday was fun. pissed about, had a laugh, Tegg got us lost, good times really!! tell you something though, my feet wreck. i think i twisted my knee at one point aswell! For heavens sake cant i do anywhere without breaking myself!

anyway, cant wait until america. i feel like seeing the world. ive heard its a big place.

Enough of my nonsensical ramblings for abit. need to mention a pressing point. Ready? i suggest you brace yourself... JUST GET ON WITH IT YOU TWO!! FFS, ITS STARTING TO BE REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH BEING PATHETIC!! and please remember strictly need to know basis! i dont want my mind polluted further than it allready is!!! danke, rant over!

Thought for the day: think how much you take for granted; people, love, time, places and in that split second you realise and remember how special they are, vow, from that moment to try and not to take them for granted again. Before you know it, those times, people, places will be gone and you'll still be there wondering how you got left behing.

On that sombre note chums, i bid thee adieu
Top Banana x

Monday, 4 May 2009

LOL

dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
hello?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
hello
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
u ok?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
fine... why?
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
jus wanted to ask
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
ooookkkkk......you?
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
im ok, feel a little sick lol
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
why?
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
not sure lol
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
right
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
can i ask?do you want me to stop talking to u?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
did i say that?no
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
i thought u didnt like me
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
kind of indifferent tbhneither dislike nor like you
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
kso you dont hate me then?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
not reallybecause i have more important things in life
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
fair enough wat did u do this weekend?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
nothing of import
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
u didnt see dan?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
that was over a long time ago
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
oh, sorry, i didnt no
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
hmm
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
honistly i didnt no
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
would or should i care if you do or dont
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
depends entirly on ur own opinion and feelings
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
well i think that previous comment highlights all 3 of those
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
looks like it does
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
right...
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
its ok, i care too much. ill get whats coming to me eventually lol
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
and then it'll be too late
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
yea, but thats how its supposed 2 b i guess
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
oh word of advice, stay away from Ray or you face bex punching you in the noseand she willdreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
whos ray?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
Raymond
Tall, black
hari*hairs
lightly nuts
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
kk, dont worry, i wont b gettin into ne relationships anytime soon
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
man kind will be smiling
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
yea
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
seriously if you value your life i really would stay away from him
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
i dunno ne 1 called raymond wat yr is he in?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
yes you do, mine
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
i might no his face but i cant put the name to it atm, i wont go out wiv ne 1 who is younger dan meanyway
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
liar
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
since iv only jus made that promis, im not a liar
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
right....you know you asked me earlier whether i liked you or not i think ive just made up my mind
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
you dont like me
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
well spotted einstein
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
wish you had told me that earlyer
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
yeah but i like stringing these things outbecause im just not a nice person
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
iv been told that by a lot of people
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
and can you stop hanging around by us because ts yr 11 last 2 dayswe want to spend it with yr 11 believe it or not
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
dont worry about that, i dont want to waist my time hanging around wiv u lot. Rhiannon Sarah, says:
good.bye then!

Soldier Side

Yes, Ive fallen in love with System of a Down again. i remember listening to them when i was like.... 9 :). goood times good times. Apparently there shall be a large Kodak moment on tues and Weds... fun. i hope no one gets a pic of my crying :(. 't will be bad iawn!

Anyways

TTFN chums (once again, i almost wrote cums....)
Top Banana xxx

Sunday, 3 May 2009

Yeah i know 2nd post in one day i just thought it was funny

Dear TeggI don't really know how to tell you this, the eternal night watchers society is on the rampage. I think I realized it When you smacked my ass Under a street light and I saw you Sit on Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That you need a sex-change. I'm returning Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep Your mom from your caras a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and Thanks for ruined my attempts at another world war.Go drown yourselfNannon
then tag 10 people
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - but the world is coming to an end
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - the eternal night watchers society is on the rampage
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun.
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – that day the donkey said my name
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - in your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your old drivers license
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

'It's your coffin, my love. Enjoy it. Most of us never get to know what it feels like.'

Ok this is a completely pointless blog today, because i havent got a clue of what to say! do you think i could have a blog explaining the title of the blog!?!? Its from Interview with the Vampire and i was watching that and i just liked the line. So... yeah... ummm... semi colon comma various punctuation.

Muchos Amore Chums
Top Banana
xxx

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Goodbyes and Thankyous

I know this is my second post today but ive just thought of something!

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone (the special ones are under this bit!) who ive known over the past however many years because you have all been fab and without you i might be something that classes as normal now!! You have always kept me on my toes and helped me get that few more inches further off the floor everyday!

Tegg i cant say much or I'm going to start crying like a twat, but you are the best friend that anyone could have wished for and i love you lots. you're not my friend anymore. Sister would be a more accurate term! There you go, you're the sister i never had! Loves and Hugs, Nannon x

Mezz: My little intellegent one! Our intellegent convos should be published, you know. they could turn this world inside out and we'd just be standing there giggling away as the walls of human civilisation crumbled. sounds good doesnt it!?! anyway if you dont become a writer im going to stab you by the way!! you're stories need to be shared with the world!! Love you lots Nannon x

Mazz: I am really gonna miss you Ghandi!! History will never be the same without you and i think i will be quite shocked when im sitting there in sixth form and you're not there beside me. oh great, now ive just made myself cry! when you told me today that you got accepted into Graig i was pleased for you but there was this small selfish part of me that really wanted you not to get in so you'd stay with me! how sad is that?!?! anyway, enough of the blubbering... love ewe and yes i will join you in the cupboard! Be doo doo doo doo! DFTBA, Banana x

Tamsin: Christ, where to begin with you. you've annoyed me, you've infuriated me, you've made me positively suicidal but i really am going to miss you! All of our random little conversations like 'I Want YOU To Eat Bananas.' it doesnt get much better than that!! Much love Nannon x

Rhiannon: how long have i known you!?! not long an i cant imagine life without you. We are the Rhiannons and we are made of awesome! I will never be able to enter the New Music Room without thinking of you! We are made of awesome dhaaaalin'!!! Love you lots Rhi, love Nannon x

Cezz, shit. Its been a long time girl and im convinced im gonna have a nervous breakdown or summat! You broke me!! i will always have that lasting memory!! Its weird, without realising it i think we've both been there for each other when the poop hit the fan. thank you for being there when i needed you chick. im never gonna forget you because we need to take over the world and enforce the glare reigime and make webcam pj partys law. love you Nannon x

Ashley: How many times have you annoyed me!!?! We've had our good times and our bad times and... i cant believe im actually saying this... but i am going to miss you! Loves Nannon x

Its Goodnight from Me and its good night from them
Much love Chums
Top Banana
xxx

P.s. ive just reread this and it looks like a suicide note. i am NOT about to kill myself!! and to everyone staying behing next year, (Bex, Ray, Pete) hah!! you have to put up with me for another 2 years!

Bored, Bored, Bored

Why have to past two days been so boring. Theres no one (well, no one worth it) to talk to online and I cant go out until Thursday. So if you're a mate and im beeing short and pissy just ignore me. Im not angry with you just...circumstances.

Much love chums
Top Banana
xxx

Friday, 1 May 2009

Photo Oppurtunities

So as you know we are leaving school soon and today we had some photos taken of our year and christ I look like a div! Why do some people take a really good photo no matter what the circumstances and others (like me) always look like a complete twat in group photos!

Its really quite annoying because i can take quite a good photo of myself yet group photos I ALWAYS, no matter what, look like a complete ass!

Til the morrow chums
From a rather irate,
Top Banana
xxx

Thursday, 30 April 2009

Breakfast At Tiffanys and Snapped Strings :S

Aloha chums!

So at the moment in school we are all anticipating our study leave (next wednesday, teehee!) but our final few days as Year 11 are being blighted by a plague of brown haired, short arsed, self pitying little bugger who just wont bugger off and leave us alone. Seriously, for all I care she can go and starve herself and die in a hole some where! Shes such a twat!! We really do need a repellant for her!! Think Sulphuric Acid (H2SO4- yeah ive just revised Chem!) would work!?!?

"Jade may be dead. Nia may be caught in the rain. Magic may have been caught by the church. Mystik may be standing in the sunshine. But we’re still here. Still fighting. Nothing you can do or say can stop us. "

Soundtrack for the moment: Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something
And Ive just broken a guitar string. Not a happy bunny! Grr...

Til the morrow chums
Top Banana
xxxxx

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Mentions and Marshmallows

Aloha chums. Today was a rather good day as days go! This morning we had a form party which was lush. We had a choccie fountain which was yummy! I managed to get it in my hair :/ and on my neck which was weird. Hmmm... I wonder if Wignall managed to get any in his clevage???!!

So yes now onto the Mentions bit of the Mentions and Marshmallow bit of the title :)... So yeah:
1. Bex a mundo because I loves her and shes having a bad day atm. *hugs*
2. Mazzi schmlooo once again I loves her like a strange disease and shes little which makes you want to hug her.
3. Raymondo because he wanted a mention and because I'm nice I let him have a mention :D

So... semicolon open brackets... yeah I have nothing left to say...

Til the morrow chums
Top Banana

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Jesus Disease.

Yes, you did read that title correctly.
I have just put this as a comment to a video on youtube that said that Secularism is causing the Death of the west:
Funny really that one of Christianitys (Catholicism, Protestantism, Whateverism) base stones is that everyone is equal. and yet they still preach that if you are not a Christian you are obviously evil and will go to hell. seems slightly unequal if you ask me.

some religious believers (not all by the way. I am not tarring everyone with the same brush here because I'm sure plenty of religious believers are absolutly fine) seem to think that anyone different from themselves are wrong. Some people need to open their eyes and take a look at the world around them. That video even had the cheek to say that sex outside marriage will give you AIDS. Thats a pile of bullshit if i ever heard one. what with the fact that many AIDS 'hotspots' - for want of a better term- are very, very Catholic countries and wouldnt dream of sex outside marriage. Grrr...
I AM NOT trying to offend anyone and have not slandered any religion in this blog. its just that some take it upon themselves to be self righteous and decide that I have. This is my blog and i will say what i like, especially if it is my point of view. Just thought i had to mention that because someone is bugging the crap out of me for this. Silly self righteous moo.

Til tomorrow chums
Top Banana

Monday, 27 April 2009

Simply The Best

Just watched that program that was on about George Best and his mother. What a fantastic piece of drama. And the guy who play George... woah! What a looker! (I've just googled him. Hes Tom Payne and is in Skins and Waterloo Road) Anyway, definitly made me think of the importance of family. Something not may of us do these days. I wonder how many of us take our families for granted? I wonder how many of us never realise how alike we are to the rest of out family? Ponder on it for a spell, chums.

Until the 'morrow
Much Love
Top Banana

Sunday, 26 April 2009

Top Banana

So this is my first blog and for a change I dont really know what to say! i know to save time I'll just put down stuff about me. Take 10 minutes, pull up a chair and relax to watch me struggle to think of interesting things about myself;
- She cant think of what to say
- Shes addicted to music
_ She thinks that she spend too much time on facebook, youtube, twitter etc!
- Has friends that most would kill for... infact they have.
- she thinks that Stephen fry is God and that the Cookie Monster is up there with Jesus.
- Shes addicted to music
- She thinks she thinks too much (? hah consider yourself bamboozled)
- shes a self confessed geek and is a NERDFIGHTER! Be doo doo doo!! DFTBA!!
- shes addicted to Here Come The Sun by John, Paul, George and Ringo
- Shes Welsh and proud
- she loves to read
- she loves to travel
- she loves people
- shes made of awesome
- she answers to many names... including Banana

So dear readers, is that enough about me?? *Waits for answer* Good

Much Love
Nannon Naanaa