Right, be prepared for the biggest rant of your life! Ever! And yes its a nerd rant! So if you dont like it, tough!!!!!!
How can people say that they are Star Trek fans after only seeing the new movie??!? If you have watched the old stuff (Which you have RG so this isnt aimed at you!!! :P) which is really good, I think only then can you say that you are a Trek fan! I mean, I'm not so keen on TOS but The Next Generation and Voyager are totally awesome! At least Ive seen TOS! Some of these new 'trekkies' wind me up so much beause they have only seen the new movie (which I adore so much!) and wont even contemplate seeing the vintage Trek, as I have re-christened it! Its not like you're eyes will burn and fall out if you watch something thats deemed socially weird! So, new Trekkies everywhere, I implore you and so do the legions of Spock to go and wath the vintage Trek!! Broaden your mind and go where no man has gone before... I meant space there... :S That sounds kinda weird :S!!!
In other news Gav went off to LA yesterday. I told myself that I wouldnt get upset but I failed. And I got very upset and yeah there were tears all around :'(. Part of it was me being really selfish and either wanting to go with him or wanting him to stay here. To be honest I think it was the first one.
I hope he does well. Because then I can go stay with him!! (Y)
Anyway
Tattybye for now
Rhiannon
xxxxxx
Sunday, 16 August 2009
Friday, 14 August 2009
Me for a while.
I am fed up of dancing around people trying not to offend them. My opinion is what I think. If you dont like it tough shit! I am not going to ammend my opinion just because you dont like it. I am going to concentrate on me for a while. My life. My education. My future. If this rubbish carries on I'll just do that on my own. So basically, say what you like. I'm not taking it to heart any more. I'm just going to concentrate on me so do what you want. I'm not going to let it affect me anymore.
Monday, 10 August 2009
Bloody, Sodding Twilight Bullshit!!!!!!! PEOPLE AGAINST TWILIGHT READ THIS!!
About 20 minutes I finally lost it with this Twilight bullshit!! I am fed up of going to search 'Vampire' or 'Werewolf' and getting pages and pages of Twilight crap flooding my computer. Jesus, I wish Stephanie-bloody-upherownarse-Meyers had never written them! Being someone who has read all 4 books, I want a refund!! I want all those wasted hours back!! I could have done something worthwhile!! I spoke to some friends about this and it turns out that I'm not the only person who can keep her head when ever Edward Cullen is mentioned. We then came up with some quotes for your viewing pleasure. Carry on, dear reader, Carry on.
TWILIGHT FANS; LISTEN UP!! YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS!!
1. Dracula or Lestat is a vampire name. 'Edward' is not. Edward is a name for a 70 year old man in Chipping Norton who runs his own post office.
2. I loathe the burning of books. But Twilight and its subsequent volumes made a bloody great bonfire!!
3. Twilight. Even the hopeless romantics retch.
4. Edward cant read Bella's thoughts. She's so dull she doesnt have any.
5. Fuck Bella!! I'd rather be Bellatrix!!
6. Potter> Twilight. Because J.K took the time to learn how to write!
7. Twilight. I have read all 4 books and seen the movie and its still shite.
8. Save trees. Recycle Twilight.
9. Global Warming is caused by the deaths of all those trees used to publish Twilight.
10. I would gladly burn all the Twilight books so that such a catastophic mistake would never be made again!
11. Edward Cullen is a paedophile.
12. Team Shut The Hell Up.
13. I envy people who havent read Twilight.
14. Bella and Edward are; obsessive, psychotic, overdramatic, horny, teenagers!!!
15. Twilight; if you are less than 13, the stupidity is excusable.
16. I think. Therefore i dont like Twilight.
17. Edward Cullen; Paedophile stalker. Every girls dream... OMG!!! WTF!!
18. Oh?! You like Twilight. Here, hold my drink while i punch you.
19. Team Edward? Team Jacob? Team go and read some decent literature or shut the fuck up.
20. People who make fun of Edward are so right!!
21. Edward Cullen would look better with a silver dagger shoved between his shoulders.
22. If you name your kid Bella or Edward im going to puke. Then kill you. Then I'm going to rename the child.
23. There's a line between chivalry and sexism. And Twilight just crossed it.
24. Stephanie Meyers boggart is LOGIC.
25. If I see one more piece of Twilight merchandise someone will die. And it will not be pretty. Neither will it sparkle.
26. Twilight; for readers who think having a plot was so last year.
27. Twilight bullshit makes me ashamed to be a teenage girl.
28. Twilight; so emo that you wanted to batter your head in.
29. Do you guys realise that Twilight is not real??
30. Some people dont like Twilight. DEAL WITH IT.
31. Real vampires dont bloody sparkle.
32. Dear Father Christmas, I wish all the Twilight fans would get Interview with a vampire for Christmas so they can see what a real vampire novel looks like.
Rant over. I think I have made my views perfectly clear. :D
Lots of love,
A proud member of the Anti-Twilight movement.
Nannon
xxx
TWILIGHT FANS; LISTEN UP!! YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS!!
1. Dracula or Lestat is a vampire name. 'Edward' is not. Edward is a name for a 70 year old man in Chipping Norton who runs his own post office.
2. I loathe the burning of books. But Twilight and its subsequent volumes made a bloody great bonfire!!
3. Twilight. Even the hopeless romantics retch.
4. Edward cant read Bella's thoughts. She's so dull she doesnt have any.
5. Fuck Bella!! I'd rather be Bellatrix!!
6. Potter> Twilight. Because J.K took the time to learn how to write!
7. Twilight. I have read all 4 books and seen the movie and its still shite.
8. Save trees. Recycle Twilight.
9. Global Warming is caused by the deaths of all those trees used to publish Twilight.
10. I would gladly burn all the Twilight books so that such a catastophic mistake would never be made again!
11. Edward Cullen is a paedophile.
12. Team Shut The Hell Up.
13. I envy people who havent read Twilight.
14. Bella and Edward are; obsessive, psychotic, overdramatic, horny, teenagers!!!
15. Twilight; if you are less than 13, the stupidity is excusable.
16. I think. Therefore i dont like Twilight.
17. Edward Cullen; Paedophile stalker. Every girls dream... OMG!!! WTF!!
18. Oh?! You like Twilight. Here, hold my drink while i punch you.
19. Team Edward? Team Jacob? Team go and read some decent literature or shut the fuck up.
20. People who make fun of Edward are so right!!
21. Edward Cullen would look better with a silver dagger shoved between his shoulders.
22. If you name your kid Bella or Edward im going to puke. Then kill you. Then I'm going to rename the child.
23. There's a line between chivalry and sexism. And Twilight just crossed it.
24. Stephanie Meyers boggart is LOGIC.
25. If I see one more piece of Twilight merchandise someone will die. And it will not be pretty. Neither will it sparkle.
26. Twilight; for readers who think having a plot was so last year.
27. Twilight bullshit makes me ashamed to be a teenage girl.
28. Twilight; so emo that you wanted to batter your head in.
29. Do you guys realise that Twilight is not real??
30. Some people dont like Twilight. DEAL WITH IT.
31. Real vampires dont bloody sparkle.
32. Dear Father Christmas, I wish all the Twilight fans would get Interview with a vampire for Christmas so they can see what a real vampire novel looks like.
Rant over. I think I have made my views perfectly clear. :D
Lots of love,
A proud member of the Anti-Twilight movement.
Nannon
xxx
Sunday, 2 August 2009
Hey howdy hey. i promise i will never say that again.
I AM GOING STIR CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too much time spent doing nothing!! Dwell on it children!!
Loves Rhiannon
xxxxx
Loves Rhiannon
xxxxx
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
woah...
i havent been on here in a while... and i havent got much to say so this is generally just a post to tell you that im not dead :D
Saturday, 11 July 2009
Rhiannons Weekly factday!!
Yes its that wonderful time of the week!!! Rhiannons Weekly Factday is finally here again!!!!
President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".
Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia. (Rhiannon says; having seen these lions i declare that those names are stupid and the lions infront of the NY public library will now be called Brian and Jeremy)
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.
When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
American car horns beep in the tone of F.
Turning a clock's hands counterclockwise while setting it is not necessarily harmful. It is only damaging when the timepiece contains a chiming mechanism.
There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.
St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.
The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.
Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.
The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.
The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.
Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.
A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.
Cats can hear ultrasound.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
Children grow faster in the springtime.
On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.
"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."
February is Black History Month.
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".
Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia. (Rhiannon says; having seen these lions i declare that those names are stupid and the lions infront of the NY public library will now be called Brian and Jeremy)
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.
When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
American car horns beep in the tone of F.
Turning a clock's hands counterclockwise while setting it is not necessarily harmful. It is only damaging when the timepiece contains a chiming mechanism.
There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.
St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.
The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.
Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.
The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.
The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.
Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.
A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.
Cats can hear ultrasound.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
Children grow faster in the springtime.
On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.
"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."
February is Black History Month.
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
Saturday, 4 July 2009
Ive had an idea
Today is Saturday (I think). I have decided that Saturday is now Rhiannons Weekly Factday. every Saturday i shall give you 10 amazingly amazing facts about stuff. So for the first of many Rhiannons Weekly factdays, here we go:
1. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
2. Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
3. The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders
4. When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second
5. Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill
6. Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing
7. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis
8. There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building
9. A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second
10. The electric chair was invented by a dentist
Thats the end of Rhiannons Weekly Factday!!
Loves Nannon
xxxx
1. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
2. Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
3. The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders
4. When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second
5. Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill
6. Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing
7. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis
8. There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building
9. A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second
10. The electric chair was invented by a dentist
Thats the end of Rhiannons Weekly Factday!!
Loves Nannon
xxxx
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