The Bubbles Diet
Things become part of the diet if they a) contain air in some form b) contain some amount of fruit or derivitives thereof or c)are a section of another food (eg potato wedges) because you're not eating the whole food. Foods become a superfood if they contain two of the listed nom noms! =D
Aero
Easter Eggs
Crunchie
Bagles
Ring Doughnut
McFlurries
Crunchy Mcflurries = SUPERFOOD! =D
Polos
Whipped Cream
Pop in any description
Mousse
Aero Mousse = SUPERFOOD! =D
Jammy Dodgers
Jaffa Cakes
Jelly
Fizzy Jelly = SUPERFOOD! =D
Haribo Rings
Waffles
Smiley Faces
Potato Wedges
Chicken Kievs
Chips, Skinny Chips =D
Meringue
Rolo
Kinder Bueno
Lindt Bunnies
Spagetti Hoops
Spagetti Letters = SUPERFOOD! =D (They is eduficational)
Quavers
Hula Hoops
Wotsits
Monster Munch
Coco Pops
Rice Krispies
Muller Rice (Jam variety)
Mashed Potato
Jam Doughnut
Scones
Cake (Jam variety only)
Pie
Bread
Anything Battered
Happy Hippos
Penne Pasta
Cheese Puffs
Peppers
Cigarettes (They involve using air)
Cocain " " " "
Heroin " " " "
Crumpets
Diet Coke = SUPERFOOD! =D
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