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Spock Ice.

what do you call a vulcan sperm bank?? Spock Ice!! Yeah because im cool i thought of that!!

Had another lush day avec Bexyschmloo. good times

am going to go and try shoes on avec bex! :D

Nannon
xxx

R.I.P small feline friend :(

Short entry today;

Today the world lost another of our feline friends. Curry was a gorgeous cat and she will be sorely missed. On the upside she was loved, unlike many cats, and she had a good life. You didnt suffer and yet you will be missed :(

Lots of love
R1
xxx

Official NEWSFLASH!

Ok, this is gonna be quick because... i cba to do this slowly. today i have found the best roadsign in the history of man kind. it really doesnt get much better.

This is before i got photoshop to it.

This is after photoshop raped it

Yeah because i really am that sad.

20 days til the big apple, good bye blighty!!

Loves Nannon

xxx

Couldnt get much better!

Saturday shall definitely go down in the books as one of the best days of my life and it was so simple! Methinks it comes about 4 or 5 on the list after obvious other awesome stuff!

I had so much fun! What with the best conversation ive had in ages and being truly honest which I could never do with SOMEONE else!! I love people watching. I'd forgotten how good sitting back from life and watching everyone else run around like headless chickens felt.

The conversation we had was so good. To be honest with you I didnt think we had that much in common. I was chuffed when I found out we did!

As for the concert. Fucking hell! It was soo good!! John Barrowman in front of me, David Tennant behind me, fuck i didnt know where to look!! and it only could have got better if Hugh Jackman was there for Bex and Mr. Quinto was there for me. That would have been heaven on earth!!! Yummy..... *sighs dreamily!!*

Anyway my friends, I shall leave you another pearl of wisdom from my pletherer of Wisdomnessness; Isnt it ironic that we have our greatest leaps in technology during times of war. To me this says that we do our best and produce our best work when we're trying to kill each other.

Muchos Amore
Top Banana
Nannon
R1
cant think of anymore names but no doubt i have many more!!
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Ambitions and happy-ever-after-dreams.

Ive been pondering. Yes, i know its a scary thought but bear with me!
I was watching telly yesterday and this woman (well when i say woman, she was this complete chav who looked like a bulldog from Birmingham) and someone asked her what she wanted to do with her life. Fair enough question, i thought, until she opened her orange face and said the word 'naffink'. I was like WTF!?!?! how can you not have any ambition at all!! I mean, ever since i was tiny I had ambition. When I was little i wanted to be a Doctor, a Vet, a teacher, the biggest pop star the world has ever known or even a world famous actress. Then as i got older and I realised how much studying a doctor, a teacher and a vet had to do that flew out of the window. With this faded the notion of pop super-stardom as i realised 'fuck that! there is no way i am being in the same industry as Madonna. no way Jose.'.

So with those shocking revelations left only one option. An actress. I dont know why ive always wanted to be an actress. Maybe because i enjoy being the centre of attention. Christ, that sounded big headed! Forget drugs, sex (ok that one doesnt really apply!), alcohol Id rather be on the stage. The idea of stepping out of my life for the course of a play or the duration of a film into the shoes of a character has always seemed like heaven to me. Pretend games, being someone else.

I think Ive finally, after 15 years of deliberation and umming and aaahhhing I think Ive decided my vocation in life. Look out Hollywood!!! Here I come!!!! :D

Lots of love Chums
Top Banana
xxxx

Drawings

Some drawings. because im artistic laiik. And you better appreciate them!! Ive worked hard changing the file format!!

YUMMY SEX GOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!

A purely self indulgent blog entry for me and Bex. Because you know its logical :D!!

A Woman is like a teabag. you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Live long and prosper

Top Banana

xx

You're just not worth my time.

If you dont realise what you've done - you're not worth it

Just stay away from us. You dont deserve me or Bex and you can just fuck off. i cant stand you anymore. you arent the friend i used to love so much. you've changed beyond recognition and I dont like who I see anymore. I dont mean an image change or a change in what you wear but a change in who you are. You dont seem to realise what you are saying anymore, or the affect it has on me and others. I dont want to be near you anymore. I dont trust you any more and I will not be a part of your new life. I dont want to be there.

You have lost the best friend you will ever have and its your fault.

Much love
Top Banana
R1
Nannon
Pissed off
and i cant think of anymore names.
xxx

'dont get me wrong but to be honest at the end of the day, when all is said and done.... do you know wha i mean?... Simple as'

Im fed up of everyone (NOT just one person) over reacting over the smallest thing. why cant we just leave each other alone and stop bitching and back stabbing. its getting stupid, childish and petty.


You still gay?? Yep. Crackin'

Tataa Chums
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xx

'"I'll 'ave a pint.... of wine"

A rather boring day as things go. Nothing to do, and no time to do the nothing in :S.

Tell you what though... Heroes!! Wow! what a finale!! twas good iawn.

i dont really know why im writing this today! i have nothing to say!!. oooh that rhymes!

9 Days til John Barrowman! yay!

Isnt it strange how the small, single, invisble thread that holds us all together in a complicated web of intertwining lives, can be broken with a single word. That single word can slowly break down the walls that we have painstakingly built up.

That comment is abit sad... :S

Anyway, Much love chums
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PostScript: "See I had a friend called Roy. He was fab'lous, he was. Always knew how to make you smile. Sadly he commited suicide, he did. Threw himself off the top of Morrisons. Shame... He did only need a small coffin though so theres a upside." - courtesy of Gavin and Stacey! :D!

Examalamalamalamalama-ding-dong :S

Yeah so im in the middle of exams atm. fun. so if i dont blog much you know why! :P loves chums

Top Banana
xxx

*insert something witty here*

I'm tired of fallen heroes
Who just "got tired of saving the world"
I'm sick of disapeared angels
Who decided "it's not worth it"
I'm not a little girl anymore
Waiting for her knight
To come and rescue her
And make everything better.
You helped me to grow up
I guess I should thank you for that
But did you have to
Do it so cruelly?
I thought you were my savior
Come to take me away
Turns out you were human
And worse off than me.
I was painfully aware of your faults
Am I supposed to overlook them?
Is the perfect love
To be found in imperfection?
Grown up now
Superheroes don't exist
And knights in shining armor
Died long ago.

Thursday, May 7th 2009, Swansea, South Wales, GB, Europe, Earth. Now try and find me stalkers! :D

G'Day chums,

So yesterday was fun. pissed about, had a laugh, Tegg got us lost, good times really!! tell you something though, my feet wreck. i think i twisted my knee at one point aswell! For heavens sake cant i do anywhere without breaking myself!

anyway, cant wait until america. i feel like seeing the world. ive heard its a big place.

Enough of my nonsensical ramblings for abit. need to mention a pressing point. Ready? i suggest you brace yourself... JUST GET ON WITH IT YOU TWO!! FFS, ITS STARTING TO BE REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH BEING PATHETIC!! and please remember strictly need to know basis! i dont want my mind polluted further than it allready is!!! danke, rant over!

Thought for the day: think how much you take for granted; people, love, time, places and in that split second you realise and remember how special they are, vow, from that moment to try and not to take them for granted again. Before you know it, those times, people, places will be gone and you'll still be there wondering how you got left behing.

On that sombre note chums, i bid thee adieu
Top Banana x

LOL

dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
hello?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
hello
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
u ok?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
fine... why?
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
jus wanted to ask
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
ooookkkkk......you?
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
im ok, feel a little sick lol
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
why?
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
not sure lol
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
right
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
can i ask?do you want me to stop talking to u?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
did i say that?no
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
i thought u didnt like me
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
kind of indifferent tbhneither dislike nor like you
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
kso you dont hate me then?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
not reallybecause i have more important things in life
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
fair enough wat did u do this weekend?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
nothing of import
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
u didnt see dan?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
that was over a long time ago
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
oh, sorry, i didnt no
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
hmm
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
honistly i didnt no
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
would or should i care if you do or dont
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
depends entirly on ur own opinion and feelings
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
well i think that previous comment highlights all 3 of those
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
looks like it does
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
right...
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
its ok, i care too much. ill get whats coming to me eventually lol
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
and then it'll be too late
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
yea, but thats how its supposed 2 b i guess
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
oh word of advice, stay away from Ray or you face bex punching you in the noseand she willdreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
whos ray?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
Raymond
Tall, black
hari*hairs
lightly nuts
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
kk, dont worry, i wont b gettin into ne relationships anytime soon
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
man kind will be smiling
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
yea
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
seriously if you value your life i really would stay away from him
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
i dunno ne 1 called raymond wat yr is he in?
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
yes you do, mine
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
i might no his face but i cant put the name to it atm, i wont go out wiv ne 1 who is younger dan meanyway
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
liar
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
since iv only jus made that promis, im not a liar
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
right....you know you asked me earlier whether i liked you or not i think ive just made up my mind
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
you dont like me
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
well spotted einstein
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
wish you had told me that earlyer
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
yeah but i like stringing these things outbecause im just not a nice person
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
iv been told that by a lot of people
Rhiannon Sarah, says:
and can you stop hanging around by us because ts yr 11 last 2 dayswe want to spend it with yr 11 believe it or not
dreamer03@hotmail.co.uk says:
dont worry about that, i dont want to waist my time hanging around wiv u lot. Rhiannon Sarah, says:
good.bye then!

Soldier Side

Yes, Ive fallen in love with System of a Down again. i remember listening to them when i was like.... 9 :). goood times good times. Apparently there shall be a large Kodak moment on tues and Weds... fun. i hope no one gets a pic of my crying :(. 't will be bad iawn!

Anyways

TTFN chums (once again, i almost wrote cums....)
Top Banana xxx

Yeah i know 2nd post in one day i just thought it was funny

Dear TeggI don't really know how to tell you this, the eternal night watchers society is on the rampage. I think I realized it When you smacked my ass Under a street light and I saw you Sit on Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That you need a sex-change. I'm returning Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep Your mom from your caras a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and Thanks for ruined my attempts at another world war.Go drown yourselfNannon
then tag 10 people
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - but the world is coming to an end
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - the eternal night watchers society is on the rampage
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun.
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – that day the donkey said my name
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - in your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your old drivers license
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

'It's your coffin, my love. Enjoy it. Most of us never get to know what it feels like.'

Ok this is a completely pointless blog today, because i havent got a clue of what to say! do you think i could have a blog explaining the title of the blog!?!? Its from Interview with the Vampire and i was watching that and i just liked the line. So... yeah... ummm... semi colon comma various punctuation.

Muchos Amore Chums
Top Banana
xxx

Goodbyes and Thankyous

I know this is my second post today but ive just thought of something!

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone (the special ones are under this bit!) who ive known over the past however many years because you have all been fab and without you i might be something that classes as normal now!! You have always kept me on my toes and helped me get that few more inches further off the floor everyday!

Tegg i cant say much or I'm going to start crying like a twat, but you are the best friend that anyone could have wished for and i love you lots. you're not my friend anymore. Sister would be a more accurate term! There you go, you're the sister i never had! Loves and Hugs, Nannon x

Mezz: My little intellegent one! Our intellegent convos should be published, you know. they could turn this world inside out and we'd just be standing there giggling away as the walls of human civilisation crumbled. sounds good doesnt it!?! anyway if you dont become a writer im going to stab you by the way!! you're stories need to be shared with the world!! Love you lots Nannon x

Mazz: I am really gonna miss you Ghandi!! History will never be the same without you and i think i will be quite shocked when im sitting there in sixth form and you're not there beside me. oh great, now ive just made myself cry! when you told me today that you got accepted into Graig i was pleased for you but there was this small selfish part of me that really wanted you not to get in so you'd stay with me! how sad is that?!?! anyway, enough of the blubbering... love ewe and yes i will join you in the cupboard! Be doo doo doo doo! DFTBA, Banana x

Tamsin: Christ, where to begin with you. you've annoyed me, you've infuriated me, you've made me positively suicidal but i really am going to miss you! All of our random little conversations like 'I Want YOU To Eat Bananas.' it doesnt get much better than that!! Much love Nannon x

Rhiannon: how long have i known you!?! not long an i cant imagine life without you. We are the Rhiannons and we are made of awesome! I will never be able to enter the New Music Room without thinking of you! We are made of awesome dhaaaalin'!!! Love you lots Rhi, love Nannon x

Cezz, shit. Its been a long time girl and im convinced im gonna have a nervous breakdown or summat! You broke me!! i will always have that lasting memory!! Its weird, without realising it i think we've both been there for each other when the poop hit the fan. thank you for being there when i needed you chick. im never gonna forget you because we need to take over the world and enforce the glare reigime and make webcam pj partys law. love you Nannon x

Ashley: How many times have you annoyed me!!?! We've had our good times and our bad times and... i cant believe im actually saying this... but i am going to miss you! Loves Nannon x

Its Goodnight from Me and its good night from them
Much love Chums
Top Banana
xxx

P.s. ive just reread this and it looks like a suicide note. i am NOT about to kill myself!! and to everyone staying behing next year, (Bex, Ray, Pete) hah!! you have to put up with me for another 2 years!

Bored, Bored, Bored

Why have to past two days been so boring. Theres no one (well, no one worth it) to talk to online and I cant go out until Thursday. So if you're a mate and im beeing short and pissy just ignore me. Im not angry with you just...circumstances.

Much love chums
Top Banana
xxx

Photo Oppurtunities

So as you know we are leaving school soon and today we had some photos taken of our year and christ I look like a div! Why do some people take a really good photo no matter what the circumstances and others (like me) always look like a complete twat in group photos!

Its really quite annoying because i can take quite a good photo of myself yet group photos I ALWAYS, no matter what, look like a complete ass!

Til the morrow chums
From a rather irate,
Top Banana
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